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For a limited time only, you can own The Kanye West T-Shirt! This shirt was only supposed to be sold during the summer, but because of over-whelming response to the joke and demand for more shirts... well, I made more!!!

If you're not familiar with the joke that the shirt is based on, watch it here: "The Kanye West Joke".

The shirts are great quality and they come in: small, medium, large and extra-large. So get yours now because once they're gone (or the joke stops being funny), they're gone for good!!!

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Skippy Greene: 'Lick My Balls' T-Shirt - 2010

Dear You, So you love me, Skippy Greene, and you want to show it? Well now it's your lucky day...my brand-spanking new (and first) t-shirts are here! It says everything you need to say without saying it. You can wear them to work under your regular clothes and when your boss starts giving you a hard time, just rip off your top shirt and let them have it! They'll be put in their place faster than...uh, shit...something that's fast. I don't know, I'm not good at this crap. Bottom line, the shirts are funny, well made and comes with Skippy's stamp of approval...don't ask me how I stamped them, just trust me that I did. And boys, I want you to buy this shirt and wear it with pride. Remember, you have the balls! And ladies, I want you to also buy this shirt and wear it with pride. Because we may have the balls, but let's be honest, you ladies are the ones that control them! SCOOBY-DOO! So stop debating and get one you pricks!

Love & Kisses, Skippy Greene

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'Getting Them On The Chaing' Cover - 2008

Get ready folks, because the new Flip Schultz DVD, Getting Them On The Chain, is HERE! Recorded live in south Florida, Flip explodes on stage with such bits as: 5 Things,, Getting Caught & Helium Planet. Plus the DVD includes bonus footage like the short film, No Country For Autobots and the Skippy Greene music video, Man About Town.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Flip included a second DVD! This one is a documentary called Making It Up As I Go Along and it chronicles Flip's tour of Europe in 2007. We see how Flip reacts to local food customs like Salty Licorice & local celebrities such as Swedish Yoda. Plus while Flip is on stage, we see how quick his mind is as he interacts with the crowd and even manages to deal with a Heckler or two. And yet more bonus footage from the tour like All the website intros!

Getting Them On The Chain: Review

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'What Are You Laughing At?!' Cover - 2005

Here it is, Flip Schultz's first comedy DVD, 2004's What Are You Laughing At?! See Flip as he returns to his home club, Uncle Funnys, where he practically jumps off the screen for almost an hour performing such high energy bits as: <Botox, & Florida's Fault, plus some classic jokes like The Shark Bit...BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! Flip also threw in a whole bunch of extras. That's right, you get an additional 10 minutes of footage from the show PLUS all ten video sketches Flip wrote, directed and produced for his sketch show Flippin' Through The Channels such as: It's Good To Be A Celebrity, The New Man Show and Smallville.

What Are You Laughing At!?: Review

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Step right up folks! Step right up and get the brand new Flip Schultz CD, Just A One Mic Stand . This is Flip's 4th CD filled with over an hour of some of his best material. Recorded live at Side Splitters Comedy Club in Tampa, FL., Flip kills his crowd with such jokes as "iPod Terrorist", "MySpace vs. Friendster", "Women are like Sunglasses" and many more. Plus Flip included 7 bonus tracks consisting of funny moments with the audience, two parody songs and a radio interview with Skippy Greene.

Just A One Mic Stand: Track Listings & Clips & Review

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Look, up in the sky! It's a nerd...it's a geek...it's Superdork! Released in 2004, this CD (recorded live at Flip's home club, Uncle Funnys) is chalk full of all new material including: "Botox", "Florida's Fault" and "Ozzy Osbourne", along with some classic bits such as: "Masks" & "The Shark Bit". Plus, as with the other CD's, this one includes skits and songs all recorded for Y-100 FM in Ft. Lauderdale where Flip was a frequent guest and writer. Some of them are: "Being Arnold Schwarzenegger"& "The Real Greg Brady".

Superdork!: Track Listings & Clips & Review

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Flip's 2001 CD, Ribbed For Your Pleasure (available through laugh.com) includes over 40 minutes of stand-up comedy recorded live at the legendary Comedy Corner. Favorite Flip Schultz jokes are on here including: "Menudo" & "The New Elmo". Plus, this CD includes skits and songs all recorded for Y-100 FM in Ft. Lauderdale where Flip was a frequent guest and writer. Some of the skits are: "Who's Playing First?" and "How The Schmuck Stole Channukkah". And there are songs such as: "Guy-Guy-Guy", "My Baby" & "The Lox Song", which was featured on the Dr. Demento Show! (Hear Dr. Demento plugging Flip & the song on his show: MP3)

Ribbed For Your Pleasure: Track Listings & Clips & Review

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'Flippin' Through The Channels' CD Cover-1999

To hear some really classic Flip Schultz, you should get his 1999 debut CD, Flippin' Through The Channels. This CD is a smorgasbord of comedy, it includes over 25 minutes of Flip's live show recorded at Rascals Comedy Club in Kendall, FL. Some of Flip's classic bits are heard on this CD, including: "Jewish Holidays" & "The Gay Dictator". But, as a special bonus, the CD also contains some audio skits such as: "The News" & "Porno Bloopers", PLUS two songs written just for this album, featuring the sexy-computer love song, "Turn Me On".

Flippin' Through The Channels: Track Listings & Clips, Review & Pictures from the studio recordings.

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And now for a little something different...to say the least. Now you can see Flip like you've never seen him before; as his alter-ego Skippy Greene in Skippy Greene: Alive & Licking! This DVD includes a 15 minute set of Skippy Greene in all of his foul-mouthed brilliance. Plus the DVD includes the music video for Skippy's song, Man About Town and Skippy reading from his childrens' book, "Greene Eggs & Handjobs". See why Skippy was voted "Critics Choice" in the "Famecast Comedy Competition" and why stars like Kim Coles (of "In Living Color") and Mo Collins (of "Mad TV") are already fans. Warning though, this is not a regular Flip Schultz show, this is Skippy in all of his filthiest, raunchiest, dirtiest glory. In all seriousness, if you're easily offended, do not buy this DVD, because, as Skippy puts it, "My act is bluer than a smurf's pu**y!"

Click here for a clip of Skippy: Skippy Comedy Club Demo

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What's that? You can't get enough of Skippy Greene? Well fear not, now you can listen to Skippy on his CD Lick My Balls!. This CD includes over 25 minutes of Skippy's live show, plus 4 studio recorded songs including the favorite "Man About Town", "A Love Song" and his special Christmas song...trust me, you'll want to play this with the ones you love. But not the kids.

And remember, like the DVD, this is not a regular Flip Schultz show, this is Skippy in all of his filthiest, raunchiest, dirtiest glory. In all seriousness, if you're easily offended, do not buy this CD. But if your sense of humor is a little (ah hell, a LOT) off kilter, get the CD now!!!

Lick My Balls!: Track Listings & Clips

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Well, every band has'em...every movie has'em...so why not me? And more importantly...why not you??? Now available, you can have an autographed copy of Flip's Promo Poster! Be the envy of all of your friends as you proudly display this beautiful 11x17 poster of Flip on your wall. They'll hate you so much and yell at the top of their lungs, "How the hell did you get this!?" And you'll say, "Hey, calm the f**k down friend. Just go to Flip's website and order one. Jesus Christ, you have anger issues."

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I have gotten a lot of emails requesting headshots and I don't mind sending them out, but the costs of postage and envelopes and all that crap adds up, so basically you're paying for the supplies and that's it. However, if you buy another product (excluding "Ribbed For Your Pleasure"), you'll get the picture for only $1.00....BUT REMEMBER, you have to actually add the picture to your cart or else we won't know to send out the picture as well. So to sum up, buy the picture for the cost of the supplies ($4.00) or buy a CD and/or DVD (excluding "Ribbed For Your Pleasure"), AND ADD THE PICTURE TO YOUR CART, you will get an autographed headshot for only $1.00. Come on, now that's a deal, what are you waiting for?

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OK, so it's not exactly a 'Flip Schultz' movie, but he does have a nice part in it. Come on, buy it....you know you want to.

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