Hey there, Skippy Greene here. I was asked to write something for my website, so here is it.

Well, first of all, thanks for coming to my website. This whole "online" thing is new to me...but I do have to say one thing...the porn is stupendous! GUMMI BEARS!

So who is Skippy Greene, huh? I'm a fucking comedian, and a really good one too. Actually, if I can be so bold, I'm funnier than shit...and when I say "funnier than shit", I really mean "funnier than Carlos Mencia", who is literal shit.

Anywho, I've been around for a while. I've performed for royalty, I sat with and jammed with Jimi Hendrix, I've gotten stoned with Bill Clinton and I've had Celine Dion open up for me...and after that, she performed at my show. VOLTRON!

I love cartoons from the 1980s; that's my favorite time. Probably because that's when I had my short lived sitcom...don't know why they didn't renew it. Or why they cancelled it before the first episode finished airing.

What else? Well, a lot of important people have said some great things about me (all true of course). Here are a few:

"Brilliant...pure entertainment"
Mo Collins from "MadTV"

"It's brilliant, it's irreverant & it's hilarious; I love it"
Kim Coles from "In Living Color"

"Wildly profane and really smart"
Mike Henry; director-National Poetry Slam

"(his act was) so complete & hermetically sealed; he never broke once."
Nick Zaino; Comedy Writer - The Boston Globe

"...raucously filthy...its meta comedy at it's best, you either will think it's the dumbest thing ever or pee yourself with laughter."
Todd Ulise; from The Laugh Button.com

And here are some quotes from folks on the internet... incidentally, when a chick asked if I was on the internet, I responded, "Yes, but I'd rather be on your outernet!" SNORKS! Anywho...

"Skippy Greene is a true modern day jester."
NeoNate247 - YouTube viewer

"This guy is only a good act for a certain kind of person.......A PERSON WITH A MUTHA FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR!"
atcxl - YouTube viewer

"I could sit here and name drop a million comics. This is one of the only guys that makes me laugh out loud when I'm by myself"
headlightsunderwater - YouTube viewer

You may have seen me briefly on "Last Comic Standing 7" (which I didn't get passed on, but then again, I'm funny), I was chosen to showcase in The Hollywood Comedy Festival & The San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival. And I won Critics Pick in the Famecast.com Comedy Competition. Most recently I channelled my "inner Latino" by appearing on the second season Latino 101. And when I say "channelled my inner Latino", I mean I moved back in with my parents and had 10 kids! RAINBOW BRITE!

So that's me in a nutshell...speaking of nuts, I gotta get mine off. Oh, if you've got a second, go to my 'Buy My Shit' page and buy some shit. Seriously, I need the money so I can still afford my hooker habit...er, I mean so I can give the money to the orphans.

Love and kisses,
Skippy Greene

Here is a downloadable bio not spoken in the first person...you're welcome: Skippy Bio (this is a .pdf file)

And here's an article I wrote for SuperDudePowerSquad.com entitled:
BP: British Petroleum OR Biggest Pricks EVER!? (the 'E' is Silent)