Hey there, Skippy Greene here. I was asked to write something for my website, so here is it.
Well, first of all, thanks for coming to my website. This whole "online" thing is new to me...but I do have to say one thing...the porn is stupendous! GUMMI BEARS!
So who is Skippy Greene, huh? I'm a fucking comedian, and a really good one too. Actually, if I can be so bold, I'm funnier than shit...and when I say "funnier than shit", I really mean "funnier than Carlos Mencia", who is literal shit.
Anywho, I've been around for a while. I've performed for royalty, I sat with and jammed with Jimi Hendrix, I've gotten stoned with Bill Clinton and I've had Celine Dion open up for me...and after that, she performed at my show. VOLTRON!
I love cartoons from the 1980s; that's my favorite time. Probably because that's when I had my short lived sitcom...don't know why they didn't renew it. Or why they cancelled it before the first episode finished airing.
What else? Well, a lot of important people have said some great things about me (all true of course). Here are a few:
"It's brilliant, it's irreverant & it's hilarious; I love it" -
"Wildly profane and really smart" -
“(his act was) so complete & hermetically sealed…he never broke once…” -
You may have seen me briefly on "Last Comic Standing 7" (which I didn't get passed on, but then again, I'm funny), I was chosen to showcase in The 1st Annual Hollywood Comedy Festival and I won Critics Choice in the Famecast.com Comedy Competition. Plus I'm going to channel my "inner Latino" by appearing on Latino 101 in late 2010. By channeling my inner Latino, I mean I'm going to move back in with my parents and have 10 kids! RAINBOW BRITE!
So that's me in a nutshell...speaking of nuts, I gotta get mine off. Oh, if you've got a second, go to my 'Buy My Shit' page and buy some shit. Seriously, I need the money so I can still afford my hooker habit...er, I mean so I can give the money to the orphans.
Love and kisses,
And here's an article I wrote for SuperDudePowerSquad.com entitled:
(Mo Collins from "MadTV")
(Kim Coles from "In Living Color")
(Mike Henry; director-National Poetry Slam)
Nick Zaino; Comedy Writer – The Boston Globe
Skippy Greene
Here is a downloadable bio not spoken in the first person...you're welcome: Skippy Bio (this is a .pdf file)
BP: British Petroleum OR Biggest Pricks EVER!? (the 'E' is Silent)