Hey there, Skippy Greene here. I was asked to write something for my website, so here it is.
Well, first of all, thanks for coming to my website. This whole "online" thing is new to me
...but I do have to say one thing...the porn is stupendous! GUMMI BEARS!
So who is Skippy Greene, huh? I'm a fucking comedian, and a really good one too. Actually, if
I can be so bold, I'm funnier than shit...and when I say "funnier than shit", I really mean "funnier
than Carlos Mencia", who is literal shit.
Anywho, I've been around for a while. I've performed for royalty, I sat with and jammed with Jimi
Hendrix, I've gotten stoned with Bill Clinton and I've had Celine Dion open up for me...and after
that, she performed at my show. VOLTRON!
I love cartoons from the 1980s; that's my favorite time. Probably because that's when I had my short
lived sitcom...don't know why they didn't renew it. Or why they cancelled it before the first episode
finished airing.
What else? Well, a lot of important people have said some great things about me (all true of course).
Here are a few:
"Brilliant...pure entertainment"
Mo Collins from "MadTV"
"It's brilliant, it's irreverant & it's hilarious; I love it"
Kim Coles from "In Living Color"
"Wildly profane and really smart"
Mike Henry; director-National Poetry Slam
"(his act was) so complete & hermetically sealed; he never broke once."
Nick Zaino; Comedy Writer - The Boston Globe
"...raucously filthy...its meta comedy at it's best, you either will think it's the
dumbest thing ever or pee yourself with laughter."
Todd Ulise; from The Laugh Button.com
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And here are some quotes from folks on the internet... incidentally, when a chick asked if I
was on the internet, I responded, "Yes, but I'd rather be on your outernet!" SNORKS! Anywho...
"Skippy Greene is a true modern day jester."
NeoNate247 - YouTube viewer
"This guy is only a good act for a certain kind of person.......
A PERSON WITH A MUTHA FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR!"
atcxl - YouTube viewer
"I could sit here and name drop a million comics. This is one of the only
guys that makes me laugh out loud when I'm by myself"
headlightsunderwater - YouTube viewer
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You may have seen me briefly on "Last Comic Standing 7"
(which I didn't get passed on, but then again, I'm funny), I was chosen to showcase in
The Hollywood Comedy Festival & The San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival.
I've opened for Alien Ant Farm & won Critics Pick in the Famecast.com Comedy Competition.
Most recently I channelled my "inner Latino" by appearing on the second season Latino 101
...And when I say "channelled my inner Latino", I mean I moved back in with my
parents and had 10 kids! RAINBOW BRITE!
So that's me in a nutshell...speaking of nuts, I gotta get mine off. Oh, if you've got a second,
go to my 'Buy My Shit' page and buy some shit.
Seriously, I need the money so I can still afford my hooker habit...er, I mean so I can give
the money to the orphans.
Love and kisses,
Skippy Greene
Here is a downloadable bio not spoken in the first person...you're welcome:
Skippy Bio (this is a .pdf file)
And here's an article I wrote for SuperDudePowerSquad.com entitled:
BP: British Petroleum OR Biggest Pricks EVER!? (the 'E' is Silent)
