So I'm just getting ready to go do a show as Skippy at the Parlor in Hollywood. It was a last minute booking, so I didn't really have too much time to promote, but then again, you need fucking banners on airplanes to stand out with promotions nowadays.

Everybody and their mother uses social media for any kind of promotion. It's such an endless wasteland of evites, facebook events & twitter shit.

4/1/13
Happy April Fools Day! You'd think this would be a comedian's favorite day; the ability to prank someone. But I never really got into the whole thing. I think when I was a kid I might've told a big lie or something like that just to see the looks on people's faces. But I only did it because everyone else was doing shit like that.

Whatever.

So, Allison and I (along with my brother, his girlfriend and my parents) went on a wonderful cruise to Jamaica and the Caymen Islands. It was so nice to relax; not to mention (although I'm about to) we climbed a waterfall and went swimming with the dolphins...well, only the defense; the offense were practicing. (I hope you get that one cause I'm not explaining it). It really was fun. But I am soooo ready to go home. We leave tomorrow, but still. I haven't had a full week at my home for 2 months or so. I just want to sleep in my own bed, watch TV on my TV, have sex with my own wife.

...wait. Nevermind. You know what I mean.

I'm just ready to go home. This month is pretty light on shows, but I know things will come along, they always do.

OK kids, this laptop is starting to burn my lap so I'm off. See ya!