When I moved in with Ally, she had 2 cats already. They are adorable and cute and loving...but one of them has that little something extra, I believe it's called, "Being the most annoying fucking thing ever created by God in the history of the world"...and I think I'm paraphrasing there.

Like how many times can you say "no" and spray it with a water pistol until it learns??? Just an FYI, the number of times as of now is 417...and counting.

Everyday I sit at my computer desk to do some very important things (usually facebook & TMZ.com) and every fucking time this little shit of a feline jumps on the desk, sits right in front of the screen and lays there. And every fucking time I pick the little bugger up, throw her on the bed (which is right next to the desk, didn't want you to think I'm pitching her across the room or anything) and yell "No!" And then, like clock work, she'll jump back up and sit right there...and this goes on until I take her and throw her out of the room.

Now I know she's just a cat and everything, but she's not fucking deaf, dumb and blind...and she can't play a mean pinball. She knows when tones are loving and when they are scolding. Her sister (the good one) doesn't do this, and if she ever does, I yell "no" and she doesn't do it again. Period. Good kitty. The other one, Satan's cat, just doesn't learn.

Now some people have told me, "Well, maybe she thinks this is a game and is just playing". Well, how many games end up with being tossed to the bed and sprayed with a water pistol? OK, bad example, I've played that game many times with Ally. Fine. But you see my point...what the hell do I have to do to get this furry shit-nugget from jumping and annoying me???

And here's something else that's interesting...this blog wasn't going to be about the cat at all, right when I was about to write, she jumped on the desk...TWICE!! And that inspired me to go on this rant of all cat-rants. So if you find this blog boring, blame the fucking cat!

Well I'm off to do comedy...

2/4/10
I'm in such a creative mood now. I've been working on the Skippy Greene show (now tentatively called, 'Skippy Greene's Big Show') and so many things are coming to me. I'm going to try and incorporate the Skippy puppet in the show, plus last night in a fit of hysteria, Ally and I came up with an excellent idea for a Skippy Greene cartoon series. All I have to say is "Smurfs & Fat Albert on a perverted acid trip"...and that's all.

Tonight I've got a show at Gallaghers in Huntington Beach; should be fun. I'm starting to fill in some gigs here and there, but I'm still getting antsy. I need to book a lot more. I've got those 2 college showcases coming up, so that should bring in some more shows. I haven't done a college tour in about a year. I'm also hoping that another Sweden tour will be coming. Cross your fingers on that one...

Big news is that I'm approaching my one year anniversary with Ally. Feb. 11 will mark one year since we first met and started dating. I've NEVER had a relationship last this long. Don't know if that's sad or not, but all I know is none of my former relationships had what this one has. I used to imagine what it would be like to have a relationship last a year...and honestly, the thought was so foreign to me. Now...now it's real and it's even better than I would've ever dreamed.

OK, enough mush.

And now for pure enjoyment, here are some new audio clips:

Well kids, I've been at this Starbucks for over 2 hours, time to go home. Later.